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How do bees get to school?

How do you get straight A's?

What did one math book say to the other?

What did one pencil say to the other?

What did the alien say to the book?

What did the dog get when he graduated from school?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the pencil say to the paper?

What do elves learn in school?

What happened to the plant in math class?